Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.
The potatoes have escaped
*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*
pros of dating me
- you can hold my hand whenever you want
- you can cuddle with me whenever you want
- you can kiss me whenever you want
cons of dating me
- i get jealous easily
- i’m sad a lot
- i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am
"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
exciting news: you will now be blinded immediately before being killed by the united states military
It is a non-lethal green laser that dazzles the target so their ability to shoot or fight back is greatly reduced because they cannot look at the source of the light.
Isn’t Blinding a combatant a war crime?
yeah but this only dazzles them ;)
giving them the ole razzle dazzle has been weaponized into a war crime by the u.s. government